It’s a story that looks like it was written for late night television.
As Washington Post Lade read: “Several US Secret Service agents stand guard in Washington’s elite Kalorama neighborhood, home to the Cabinet Secretary and former president over the years. These officers were worried about death threats, safe boundaries and suspicious strangers. But with the arrival of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner they have a new worry: finding a toilet. ”
What follows is a more hilarious and ridiculous story about how the pair refuse to let the Secret Service agents tasked with defending them use their six and a half toilets, forcing the people to use them. Tax pay for the basement of $ 3,000 per month. So they have somewhere to relax themselves.
“For those of you who think you don̵7;t like Jared and Ivanka more, we have an important update,” Stephen Colbert said during a monologue on Thursday night before sharing the most ridiculous details of the story. Although I understand the Kushners’ bathrooms may be very busy right now when Jared and Ivanka wash down their social lives and their political future.
As Late show The host explained that officers were initially using the bathroom in the garage at Barack’s house and Michelle Obama’s house on the street, but “the method was also short-lived after the Secret Service supervisor from Trump details / Kushner left Obama’s bathroom mess. “
“Did you mess up Barack Obama’s bathroom ?!” Colbert exclaimed. “Come on, that man is retired! He’s too old for this !?
As for the rental studio, which has cost $ 100,000 to date, he added, “That’s expensive shit. Which I must say is really Ivanka’s brand. “
“I wasn’t a fan of this couple before. But it seems that Jared and Ivanka’s partner did not particularly like it. [allow] The intelligence in their bathrooms, ”Colbert said,“ I’m just saying these are the men and women who are literally going to bring you ammunition. The least you can do is let them leak. ”
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